in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
when guys stretch and their shoulder blade does the thing
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
giving up tumblr for lent see u in 40 days everyone
who am i kidding i can’t get off this site for longer than 10 minutes
SHIT i forgot to get super hot this summer to surprise everyone
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
It makes me happy when people don’t make a big deal about body hair